Drop a squat

To defecate, take a dump, shit.

Barry "Anyone in the bathroom upstairs, I gotta drop a squat."

by Neo June 15, 2003

jack squat

lack of knowledge

You don't know Jack Squat about anything

by Hoboken Johnny September 20, 2003

squat tag

Also known as "squat tag in the asparagus patch";
1. the act of defecating
2. anal sex, especially between homosexual males

"Hey Bill, after this space-docking thing is over with, how's about a little squat tag in the asparagus patch?"

by Jay Marr October 28, 2006

Squat Game

A pose used popularly for taking picture.
Can also induce a sense of swag.

"Squat Game on point?"

"Squatgame3hunna"

by WatchingWithoutEyes October 7, 2014

dit squat

Incorporated into the vernacular of a generation rapidly approaching senility in a final, futile attempt to exhibit their extensive knowledge of slang words. Unfortunately and inevitably leads to confusion, incomprehension, and finally ostricism from those whom that person is trying to impress. Most linguistics experts agree it indicates an approximate value close to zero but never having a negative value.

I didn't get dit squat back on my income taxes.

by Squeeb Morb September 19, 2007

Beef Squat

The act squatting over some ones face and pressing your genitals on and around their eyes. Known to cure head aches.

'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'

'I love me some beef squatting'

by nineninenine March 4, 2010

Squat Dog

Someone who walks around barefooted and shirtless.

I wasn't allowed to pay for the gas inside, because the clerk said there are no Squat Dogs allowed.

by Dancing Cat September 12, 2005