Squarting

When a woman is riding your face, squirts in your mouth, then squats down with her asshole on your mouthhole and farts to blow bubbles in the squirt you have in your mouth.

I walked into my roommate Alan's room at a party and saw his girlfriend squarting right in his mouth.

by W0lFm@NJ93 June 24, 2025

Spagging

(verb - present participle / gerund)
Definition: The act of currently experiencing or causing spontaneous rapid lagging. Often used in the middle of gameplay or conversation when things suddenly freeze or go haywire. Related words include spagged, spagger, and spagg.

Hold on, I’m spagging like crazy. Can’t control where I move, can’t shoot, I’m frozen.

by HARRIS17R July 14, 2025

shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

Slugging

When an individual does absolutely nothing all day. Similar to “bed rotting”, but can be performed without a bed.

“Is Mark coming out later?”

“Nah man, he’s been slugging hard today”

by rigbone4 November 10, 2025

shugging

when you stroke your dick so hard the skin starts to peel

My dick hurts so much 'cause i was shugging last night

by Skin_Diesel December 29, 2025

Slugging

The act of doing something purposefully as slowly as possibly ie: walking slowly deliberately

Stop slugging we are late!

by Sluggggg January 15, 2026

Cyber-shagging

2 people who desperately want sex, but haven't got enough courage to admit it, so do it over facebook

Jules and Phil are cyber-shagging when all they really want to do is go and make sweet sweet love.

by Little Scamp May 17, 2010