squashed chickpeas

THE HOTTEST, CUTEST, MOST TALENTED, AMAZING SEVEN BOYS TO EVER EXIST.

BTS are squashed chickpeas?
YES, because they're so talented and genuine and sweet.

by disobae June 12, 2018

Squash

Absolutely fucking awesome, tuff, legendary, cool asf

Ayo Brian these new emotes on fortnite are squash asf!!

by DaT_zEe_KiD June 25, 2018

squaushage

Refers to the units of measure that determines how much uncomfortable compression that a dude unintentionally subjects his love-pipe to while mounting a bicycle and accidentally pinching said tallywacker between the seat and his thigh.

Wearing a jockstrap can sometimes reduce the risk of squaushage in that it helps to keep your "equipment" tucked back up in where it belongs, but depending on the location/configuration of a particular dude's guy-junk and how hot/humid the weather is, those beastly elastics can often **cause** more discomfort/irritation than they prevent, especially if the dude is fairly well-endowed "down there" or possesses an unusually-large/flattish butt --- those pinchy straps and the quilted-surfaced cup can be a nightmare of pressure and chafing.

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

Squashmas

How to offend someone from squamish

Person 1, you like squashmas? Person 2, I'm from Squamish you offensive brat! I don't have an accent!

by Loton July 27, 2018

Squash

Word to replace the word cunt

That girl is a fucking squash

by Cammycleoreggie October 27, 2018

Squash and blanc

Squash and blanc can either be used as a name or as a verb

Squash and blanc
As a Name
- "(*DEEP VOICE*) OMG BLANC SUQASH IS COMING"

as Verb
- "are you blancing?" "yes im squashing the blanc"

- "Hey, are we going to squash today?" "hell yhea *DEEP VOICE* SQUASH BLANC"

by errxr. March 3, 2019

squashed frog

When a female is left looking like the dead frog that you had to dissect in biology class after having sex with her. A female is left laying on her back with her knees bent and hips spread wide open after having sex.

I was so exhausted after having some hot sweaty sex, I didn't wanna get up. When he got off me, he left me laying down there looking like a squashed frog.

by Lord Nuggetsworth March 12, 2019