squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

Steef

Steef is a blonde dad with a long body and a son in preschool. He looks like a young, blonde version of Conan O'Brien. He's not THAT ugly.

I just got Steefed in the ass.

by Djakakkakdjf October 21, 2018

sqeer

sqeer a straight homo

there was a person that was very sqeer

by strait homos November 28, 2018

Sqeench

When you hear an awkward noise so you cringe, but all you can do is squish your eyes closed; therefore you are sqeenching

The buzzer of the hockey game made a girl sqeench.

by Palmerlil December 14, 2018

Smeef

Smeef is the word for "I'm an idiot" in ancient Kai, who's mom allegedly messed up his birth certificate.

Smeef Smeef Smeef is Moto Moto

by SmeefLord March 3, 2019

Sneef

Sneefing is when you produce gas from thy arsehole and proceed to sneeze which furthermore produces an aggressive explosion between the cheeks

Person1 : "shit dawg i gotta sneeze, but my asshole kinda tight"
Person2 : "oh shit fam, try not too sneef dawg"
Person1 : *sneefs* "oh shit fam that was wack"

by Lord Sneefus December 10, 2019

Smeef

A queef out of your asshole

Did you just Smeef?

by ngain October 21, 2019