by alexandra Montieth February 3, 2003
Get the split the whisker mug.phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.
after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.
by joelm November 11, 2005
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Often heard to mean "Hurry up!" or "On the Double!"
However, it's original meaning is quite different.
It was an archaic term used to describe a woman's desires to a man. It meant "Eat my Pussy" It was used as a secret code to avoid persecution by Puritan town leaders. It was often used in a way that infered haste in an action. The haste was, infact, getting back to "eating pussy"
However, it's original meaning is quite different.
It was an archaic term used to describe a woman's desires to a man. It meant "Eat my Pussy" It was used as a secret code to avoid persecution by Puritan town leaders. It was often used in a way that infered haste in an action. The haste was, infact, getting back to "eating pussy"
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Get the split mug.leaving the scene of an accident or a party to get away before anybody notices you, like let's get away from this dull party lickitty split
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