Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.
"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"
by Trevor Wolfe July 08, 2019
The process of a new fellow who joins our school in year 8 and decides to think he’s the alpha and kick everyone from the gc. He messed with the wrong people. ( Bball Legends tmr). Billy sparks is also a character in young Sheldon
Billy Sparks… Bazingha
by mactattacks2112 February 22, 2024
by America Tipton February 12, 2018
by forwardsman October 19, 2010
The urban legend whispered among the friction-deprived—“zipper sparking” refers to that rare and awkward moment when two people get close enough for their denim hardware to make contact, producing a heat so foreign to their bodies it might as well be a fire hazard.
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.
In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
by XamulP May 27, 2025
A pervert type character that usually prays on children with short shorts likes to put pray in false sense of security by luring in a dark room
by Amazingirl4563 May 28, 2018
Hym "When you felt 'the spark,' how fat was his cock? Guesstimate. I'm curious. Nobody ever got back to me on that one."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2024