spam porpoise

Yet another euphemism for a penis, coined by Andrew Hussie of MS Paint Adventures. Generally used to add an element of variety to a conversation centering around the male genitalia.

1: Hey, how was your date last night?
2: Rough, my spam porpoise is aching...

or

1: blahblahblah dicks blahblahblah
2: blahblah Johnsons blahblahblah
3: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: Spam porpoise.

by Gulstab January 26, 2010

L spam

a 9 year old user fan that finds it funny to spam L in the kreekcraft server

Omg stop L spamming in this kreekcraft server you 9 year old

by T9T April 13, 2019

spam dagger

Male organ; penis

"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

scam-spam

a scam ad that you see a lot

Look at all this scam-spam I find on this damn dictionary website. I don't want to put rubber bands around my doors!

by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

brain spam

brain spam is when there's tons of unsolicited thoughts, images, and sounds incoming amongst what's actually pertinent and relevant information.

I tried to do my midterm but I kept getting all this damn brain spam

by The Postatron 3000 March 16, 2010

Spam-man

A man that occasionally has sexual feelings for a can of spam

Friend: "Dude we need to get some spam."
Spam-man: "We can't bro, imma get a boner that could cut glass!!"

by Leeloodeedah March 02, 2019

Crouch spamming

Only defined by one word gay

This crouch spamming ash main just killed me aka the gay ash main killed me

by D4hsh March 19, 2021