Sofia

Sofia is a beautiful girl usually of latin decent. She is the most popular girl in school, but hates it. People often make quick judgements of her. She comes from a wealthy family who doesn't get along well and always seems to be fighting. Sofia has a amazing singing voice and a talent for writing. She has a big butt and a curvy body. Most girls are jealous of her and most guys love her. Sofia is a outgoing person who really wants to curl up in a ball. She holds her head up high and trys to be confident even though that's not really the case.

Guy1: Damn Sofias hot
Guy2: Ikr?! But everyone says shes a bitch
Guy1: Thats cause shes so spoiled
Guy2: I'd still tap that

Girl1: omg sofia is so pretty
Girl2: I hate her
Girl1:Me too

by Themysteriouswriter August 16, 2012

Sonja

pronounced sawn-yuh. a girl, often of germanic descent, with a complex that everything is, in fact, better in germany. sonjas are easily frightened by loud noises, poorly made horror films, and ants, and when caught off guard, will fall to the floor in a neat pile and languish there until someone offers to pick her up. sonjas are often anal retentive, making them excellent scientists and frequenters of the chemistry department of the local university. sonjas are brutally honest, caffeine addicts who like to randomly burst into old school country songs and christmas carols. a sonja is also wonderfully talented at making interestingly grotesque, yet humorous facial expressions. common nicknames include: sonj (sawnj) and svonya

your friend: so i totally got a 89 on my biochem test. my life as a research scientist is over!
you: .....quit being such a sonja

you: boo!
your friend: ::falls to the floor and starts crying::
you: hahaha! you just pulled a sonj.

by benabammer December 8, 2007

Sofa King Retarded

A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.

- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.

by Sofa Queen September 14, 2007

Souja boy

Rap keng he has 15 milonon dollhairs in debt from stopid libaryiels frik those libreals

Souja boy rap keng

by SushiTrash July 7, 2018

SOFA

Sweater (or Sweatshirt) Over Fat Ass.

1. Derisive term for a garment tied around the waist to cover a woman's large ass.

2. An insecure woman attempting to conceal her butt by tying her sleeves around her waist and allowing the body of her sweater or sweatshirt to hang over her rear end.

"Dude, SOFA - 3 o'clock."

"Check out the SOFA on the bremelo over there!"

by ElkTwin May 2, 2006

Sofa Willy

A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.

Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.

by Joelle Millard April 6, 2007

sofiajoshua

Sofia and Joshua make the perfect couple, although Sofia is very popular, and goes to many parties, whereas Joshua prefers to stay home and play video games, and is not too well-known. Joshua can be incredibly shy at first , but after a few days, he can reveal his true, upbeat, funny, and outgoing nature which has Sofia attracted to him. Despite social preferences, Sofia and Joshua have many things in common. Many people find amusement in looking at this couple, as Sofia is quite noticeably taller than Joshua, although to them, it makes no difference. Sofia and Joshua rarely fight, and they are a couple made in heaven, as they will truly be together forever.

Sofiajoshua sofia joshua

by urbandictionaryftw August 29, 2012