Soaked

1.When One Is So Good At Every Thing He (Or She) Does, That Person Is Then Forced To Sleep With Swimmies Due To The Level Of Soak. 2. Making All In Attendence Look Awful At What Ever It Is That Is Going On. 3. When Soaked, Little Or Any Can Stop Your Mommentum. Aka: Wet, Drenched, Submerged Or Damp. Some Other Formes Of Being "Soaked" Include; Drizzeled, Sprinkled, Sweat, And Or Moist.
--------> Ant's. For The Term "Soaked" Can Be; Bone Dry, Dehydrated, Crispy, Cramped, Drought, Or Simply "NOT GOOD"

Steven Says, "Hey Jeremy I Bet You Any Thing In The World I Can Beat You In Nba Live 09" Jeremy Respones With" Steve I'm Soaked At That Game, This You Know Already. " So When You Get Out Of Your Dehydrated Drought, Then Come See Me"

by Chase Da Hoez July 14, 2009

White diamond soaker

this is when a porr man cum shots a rich person and covers their diamonds in sperm.

Poor guy: hey bitch come here
Rich Bich: OK?
Poor guy: boom! hahaha
Rich Bich: Oh No! my diamonds are soaked.
Poor guy: thats what i call a White diamond soaker

by Poor Dude inlovewitporn May 12, 2011

soakin

Cool, awesome, exciting, hip, fun, badass.

This party is totally soakin' man!

I met this totally soakin' chick the other day.

I am so fuckin' soakin'!

by Andy Sanders June 12, 2007

The Super Soaker

Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.

Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom

Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant

Man: Cool Beanss

by nandolf13 November 5, 2009

soaking the corn

masturbation

Todd wouldn't pick up the phone, because he was in the bathroom soaking the corn.

by Flannel guy June 7, 2009

SOAKED

To be saturated with an intense feeling

I am so soaked right now!

I after that bad call , he was so SOAKED!

by 7thperiodswag December 2, 2016

soaked

A state of being in which one utters totally false statements with confidence.

Soaked refers directly to the condition of one's ass after making such a statement. See GAR; may lead to GAR

When a submarine implodes at great depths, the people die from incineration. Man, you're soaked!

by John Walls May 31, 2003