Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating in bed

Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

sneezing on the dog

What happens during a blow job when you finish the deed and semen/spit drips out of your mouth and onto the other person's dick

"I was finishing up going down my man, when I ended up sneezing on the dog."

by cbreitenfeldt98 November 24, 2017

scream sneeze

A clamorous, spasmodic, and piercing spray of noise and mucus droplets released suddenly from the nostrils without warning.

I was about to fall asleep in bed and he suddenly scream sneezed so loud that it made me pee myself and fly off the bed. I can only imagine what the neighbors must think.

by Kramer's Ghost June 18, 2021

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed

Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

Sneeze Money

To be so rich that you sneeze money (figuratively speaking)

Bob-"Man P. Diddy is so rich it's not even fair.."
Billy-"Every time he sneezes you know he sneeze money"

by playswitsquirls January 12, 2010

Gamer Sneeze

When you sneeze while recording or in voice chat and it blows out peoples ears.

*ACHOO*
"Fuck dude, you just blew out my headphones!"
"You just Gamer Sneezed on."

by MattieCake May 1, 2017

Satan Sneeze

An extremely putrid fart. A pass of gas that could be confused as a sneeze from the devil himself.

{while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}

Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.

{Windows get rolled down quickly}

by beardedbandit May 12, 2013