shithammed

Being really or having been at a previous time really wasted.

I literally drank the bar dry last night, I got fuckin' shithammed.

by Bohon January 3, 2008

Smitfaced

The acting of getting drunk with someone nicknamed Smitty.

After prom we're all going back to her house and getting smitfaced!

by jakemewilson September 13, 2011

Smithville TN

A small town in central Tennessee which represents the worst of the redneck stereotype, where most of the population uses dip to extremes, plenty of meth charges, high murder rate per capita, and trucks.

"Fuck, you passed through Smithville TN ? Shit man..."

by LiquidMother February 24, 2017

Emote Smith

One whom uses emoticons. i.e. :), :p, :d, :D, ._., :(, :, : in an attempt to show emotions online.

Bill is such a emote smith, every sentence he uses has some weird emote.

by Slimeballr July 9, 2010

Senior Smith

Super chill computer science teacher. His room is always cold. Super badass.

Kinda chill broseph: Dude why is this room so chill?
Super chill broseph: Its cause senior Smith always cranks down the AC.

by Omgwtflolz December 14, 2010

Jamie Smithson

Popular with all the ladies.

"He's alright, but he's no Jamie Smithson"

by UrbyD July 22, 2014

jakob smith

A person who always catches fire when hanging out with friends

Wow he is such a Jakob Smith we should carry a fire extinguisher with us

by Bible thumper 6.66 April 9, 2017