slit

A lazy shit that doesn't turn up or is always late to places.

That slit didn't show up again today.

by Manchester United September 12, 2018

No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023

slit hickey

Where you suck a pussy so hard it puts a hickey on it

I gave that bitch a slit hickey last night

by Footballerjb56 August 24, 2019

Nut Slit

A small boy's definition of a vagina

Daddy, mommy's nut slit looks weird

by SC 12345 August 18, 2022

Dick Slit

Vulgar term for the meatus. Dick Slit is the urinary meatus. The opening of the urethra, located on the penis glans in males. Men either shoot out a relaxing piss or a bust a nut and shoot amazing sperm loads out of the Dick Eye!

Bro. I nutted so much cum out of my dick slit last night. Love beating my cock to porn whores.

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023

SLIT

Will abandon you at Fragment to go lootin n scootin at Harvester.

XxBotakWraithxX: Hey, I dropped late but managed to wipe the entire squad and this ungrateful dude just abandoned us and to go looting at Harvester after I rez'd him

NoBuenoOctane: Yup that sounds like SLIT

by IamBlóðhundur February 14, 2022

Eyebrow slits

Eyebrow slits especially in Countries such as the United States, Canada and Eastern Europe means that a young lady/ young man is ready to lose their V-card. The slits, especially on females signifies the penetration and slitting of the hymen when the penis is entered into the vagina.

Wow, this girl got eyebrow slits, she is ready to lose her v card!

by ytinivec November 13, 2021