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salsa

salsa is a goat
by not Sam Miller :) October 24, 2018
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salsa

salsa's an amazing person, and everyone knows ahaha
salsa's too cool for u
lily: omg it's salsa she's so cool
salsa: hi loser lily how are you today
by cool salsa December 10, 2018
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Skala

The name Skala meansbeautiful” in Kurdish
Skala is a feminime name in Kurdish.
by someone not named skala July 21, 2019
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Salsa-cum

When you cum so hard it comes out spicy. Maybe you hurt yourself by cumming too much or maybe it's because of the ISTs.
Guy 1: I've been cumming to much lately and it's burning.
Guy 2: Yeah I've got the salsa-cum too since we fucked together.
by Goudaddy February 9, 2020
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SalsaNut

The dipping of male testicles in any type of hot sauce, then putting it in another person’s mouth.

Dipping your own testicles, in hot sauce, then serving it up to unaware groups of people as a joke.

Tea-bagging multiple online gamers after multiple kills, and texting SalsaNut after it.

A highly coveted technique that only a few can ever be called “Masters” at.
1) The extreme gamer that can tea-bags not one bloody kill, but more than one of the oppositions squad after the kills. “You bitches just got a SalsaNut”

2) The sly fucker at a fast-foot chain, or restaurant that dips his nut-sack, into the salsa, before serving it to the customers, while watching them eat the dip. And says “SalsaNut out loud”, but boomers, Karen’s, and Ken’s do not get it.

3) The twisted boyfriend that dips his balls in Habanero sauce, then tea-bags his cheating girlfriend’s mouth. As she is crying and gasping for air he says. “Bitch you got a SalsaNut, now GTFO”

4) People that get a “SalsaNut” are the shamed.
5) People that give the “SalsaNut” are legends

More Examples: OMG! Did you see that entire fucking team get a “SalsaNut” from that dude? Poggers!

"I’m going to SalsaNut your entire fucking squad."

Cheating Girlfriend talking with her girlfriends the night after a “SalsaNut”: That fucking Asshole! put hot sauce on his balls, then put them in my mouth.

Her girlfriends: OMG! Are you ok? Why? Doesn’t matter it’s over.

Guys talking about a SalsaNut: Dude! Tell me you didn’t “SalsaNut that bitch”. Yep!

People at a restaurant: "I think this food tastes amazing!
Cook: Smiles and thinks "SalsaNut"
by SalsaNut September 24, 2020
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Salsa

A Salsa is a female dog originated in Hong Kong. Everyone ignores them because they are annoying and has OCD. They also enjoys jathanising other animals such as sheep, wolf or even turtles. These dogs always come in pairs, as they keep each other warm.
Person 1: Mom can we have a Salsa?
Person 2: No. It will be double trouble.
by Great potty October 22, 2020
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Skalabondi

'Skalabondi' can be placed anywhere you want in any sentence and can literally mean anything you want, but is usually said in excitement or as a greeting or farewell phrase.
"Skalabondi, lads!"

"Oooh, Skalabondi! I'm so pumped for the PS5!"
by Lit Wizard November 13, 2020
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