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simp

Someone who puts in too much effort for a girl.
Jaden Laudin from Mandeville, Louisiana, is the biggest simp in the tri-state area.
by JadenLaudinIsASimp April 24, 2020
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Simp

When one of the bois most likely named Michael Hall puts hoes before the bros
by That1bruhmoment June 3, 2020
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Simp

Nick Forbes has only seen the boys 1 time in the last like 5 weeks, he has been a SIMP for this female.
by xXxHorSExCOP July 1, 2020
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Simp

•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .

• Knows that a hoe with hot cheetos/takis is to good for him so goes for the girls with clout, but not as much.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

• Usually a white boy or latino, never black.

• Name is probably Kevin, David, Anthony, Brandon, Josh, Alan, Nicholas

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female.
The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:

The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit"

The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens"
Girl: OMG that dog is soooooo cute
Guy: OMG YASSSS *Doesn't thinks its cute, only agreeing wither because he is a simp*
by Lazy bish March 12, 2020
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simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.
Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.
by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022
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Simp

It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit
Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP
by Qippyy January 9, 2021
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Simp

A person who is in extreme obsession with another person (commonly a celebrity).
Simp: I run nine fan accounts for (insert subject)! Not only that, I also have watched every full live-stream twice, lipsync their dialogue, and buy anything they offer.
Other person: You're a simp...
by Ann-is-a-simp October 26, 2020
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