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Simp

A simp is someone who tries to get someone unattainable to notice them. Alternatively you can also search up any name on the urban dictionary and you will see a bunch of simps complimenting their crushes
Person 1: I donated 5 grand to pokimaine hopefully she notices me
Rational person: simp
by Rational guy March 4, 2023
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Simp

Someone who is a simp is a person who craves womens attention at all costs.
Mya: OMG math is so uncool
Ali: ikr princess math is defenetly uncool
Candice: yes ali your so right!
Everyone: Ali your such a simp omg
by MrBeatYeMom March 2, 2020
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SIMP

A SIMP is a person that worships the opposite gender, usualy being a guy worshipping a woman, to get their attention and love and calling them stuff like "queen" or "princess" etc. by doing almost anything, most of the time donating a large amount of money.
sidenote: a SIMP is not persone in a relationship, a guy having a girlfriend does not mean he is worshipping her which means he is not a simp.
friend1: hey wassup "friend2", sorry i couldnt call you yesterday i was watching this streamer and i donated her 500 dollars and SHE SAID MY NAME!!!!!!!
friend2: you are a SIMP
by The next Einstein June 20, 2020
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Simp

A Tier 3 Sub Is A Simp That Watches Twitch Thots
by MX5 Míata September 1, 2020
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(before 2020)

S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.

In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.
by maple17 August 17, 2020
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Simp

Ann: sup simp cat
Morgana: i aint no simp
by SimpProclaimer May 17, 2020
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Simp

Hapi doesn’t come around anymore, he’s such a simp
by pussyslayer115 September 9, 2020
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