Fap Shorts

Shorts worn under your pants, used when you're a cronic masturbator and need to wank off in a semi-public area. You may be alone but there is still risk of someone walking in. You really want to rub ur dick so instead of pulling your pants down which is unexplainable to someone who walks in on you, you wank with you pants on. The fap shorts are used to soak up your sperm and to not stain your pants which would be embarrassing. This way of wanking is useful as if someone walks in, you have a slight chance of passing it off as just being a guy and scratching urself. Unlike if ur sitting there, pants around your ankles, your hand clenching ur throbbing erection, nothing to hide that you are in fact jerking your erection off.
The fap shorts are then removed when given the chance and disposed of, removing all evidence of your quick dispell of sperm.

#1 At a friend's house in an empty room

Geez I could jerk off right now, why does the toilet have to be so close to the living room where everyone is sitting and could easily hear me wanking :(.

Oh wait, im wearing fap shorts! Sweet!
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ooohhhhhhh fuuuucccckkkkk yyyeeaaaa!

#2 Same place and situation

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap- Door opens

friend: Dude you in here? What ya doing?

You: My balls are fucking itching man, I think I caught something from that tramp last week!

fiend: Oh sucks to be you man!

You: Phhheeewwwwww

by Callum6969 May 14, 2009

short car

verb; when driving around looking for a parking space and as you pull up to one you thought was empty, you see that it is in fact taken already by a short car.

My friend and zipped down the first row of parking spaces to secure a spot we thought was empty, only to be short car'd.

Since I drive a short car, I make sure to not pull into a parking space all the way as to not short car other people.

by riderlikeabronc January 8, 2010

short-cut

a petite girl/woman who gives up the pussy.

See that shawty over there, that's my short-cut.

by snipes59 November 15, 2011

short-dog

It is a small container of alcohol carried in its own container.

Imo get me a short-dog and hit the road.

by remio August 15, 2007

Short Shooter

A male, with an aging prostate that still enjoys a good orgasm, but is unable to ejaculate with any distance and often only released in a dribbling manner or a short shot in the abdominal area.

Hank loved watching young males masturbate. He longed for being able to drop his oyster the distance they can. With age, his prostate had made his a short shooter and he is happy to just dribble when he cums.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

critter shorts

shorts or pants that are from jcrew or polo that have small figures like animals or objects on them. They would have dogs, hula girls, or fish on them.

those pants are cool they have lobsters on them, weren't you the first person in the grade to get those.

by prepitourous maximus April 25, 2005

short skirt

a piece of clothing, often favored by girls who want to show of some legs. Short skirts range from minis to just up to the knee and can be made out of any fabrics. Short skirts can be worn as part of a business suit.

Scantily-clad chicks may often where super short skirts, often to attract men.

I was at the club the other night, when I saw a pair of girls wearing some tight short skirts. Freaking hot!

by Arrows November 16, 2007