Shrub shoes

The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !

Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?

It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !

by Kaldrow July 9, 2019

Shoe Strap

If you are keeping something shoe strap it means to keep something down pact and under control.

Larry keep your gerbil shoe strap or else buddy finna die...

by PenetratedHotDog December 30, 2018

Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014

Work Shoes

Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"

Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?

Those are my work shoes!

Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.

by FIReNVY September 29, 2009

Dole shoes

Cheap market stall footwear, usually a rip off of a well known brand like Abibas or Dr Marttins.

What's up with them boots man?
Don't ask, I had to pay a months rent, so all I could get was Dole Shoes.

by starni999 April 3, 2011

Shoe Stuffer

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang

Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer

Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag

by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011

elevator shoes

Shoes that prop yo tiny ass up so you can feel better about yourself.

My friend won't go bowling because his short ass wears elevator shoes.

by Trongster January 5, 2018