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self shocker 

Accidently plunging your finger/fingers into anus,once and not enjoying it, during the act of wiping. Usually because of inadequate wiping material. Doing this repeatedly falls under self gratification.
That toiletpaper is so thin I just got a self shocker.
self shocker by Justin S February 7, 2005

Jerry Shocker 

Jerry Garcia was missing his middle finger.
So two in butt one in vagina.

See Shocker...
So two in butt one in vagina.
Jerry Shocker by Dr. Krak June 10, 2006

HAWK SHOCKER 

The Hawk Shocker is similar to the regular shocker, but instead of two in the pink and one in the stink it equates to one in the pink and three in the stink.
Tom: Hey Zach what's up dude? Did you hook up with that Laura chick after the party?

Zach: I sure did!!! I took her home and gave her the ole HAWK SHOCKER and now she won't stop calling me!

HAWK SHOCKER by JIMMY TOM March 21, 2009

big shocker 

two in the blood, one in the mud

two in the prize, one in the shize

two in the cat, one in the rat
two in the gap, one in the crap
big shocker by T. March 1, 2004

the shocker 

two fingers in the kitty and one in the a$$
to get girls warmed up for anal, I use the shocker
the shocker by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

the shocker 

The name given to a technique of female pleasuring. The man takes his hand and bends his ring finger and thumb in towards the palm so that the thumb is holding back the ring finger.

The index, middle and pinky fingers are left protruding from the hand.

The man may then use either combination of protruding fingers to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously, pumping his fingers in and out vigorously. This is known as 'giving her the shocker'.

Slang: Two in the pink, one in the stink

Two in the goo, one in the poo
1: I am going to shock that bitch so hard tonight

2: You're giving her the shocker? Wow! Two in the poo and one in the goo?

1: No. I'm going for two in the stink and one in the pink

2: Noice
the shocker by the_shocker_boy November 3, 2009