The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.
Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!
Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!
Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now
by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020
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by I am a _ sexy _ beast November 14, 2020
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1. /noun/
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. /verb/
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly
unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.
2. /verb/
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."
3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."
What a shlum!
He'll never be able to figure it out, he's a shlum!
Don't shlum it all up for everyone!
He's a shlum of a man!
He'll never be able to figure it out, he's a shlum!
Don't shlum it all up for everyone!
He's a shlum of a man!
by Drewrdyh November 21, 2020
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