Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!

by Ammo4u March 9, 2023

Frolic in the sheets

Have sex, bump uglies, fornicate

Hey babe, wanna frolic in the sheets?

by SppecialEd July 9, 2019

dog in the sheets

Someone who is rather good and or aggressive and plesing during intercourse

He was an angle in the streets but a dog in the sheets

by Johnson and Kim October 9, 2017

what the sheet

Idk just saying shit you like fuck you so yeah well kinda like saying it in a more polite way

Marie: ah shit here we go again

Quinlie: what the sheet dont curse
Marie: sheet you too little fu-i meann nvm

by Twisted_nxrve July 1, 2019

eat the sheets

you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets

Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”

by theseb1tchesdidntlovesosa May 17, 2021

Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating in bed

Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.

by Kaidonado March 16, 2020

deep in the sheets

The act of being more than 3 sheets to the wind drunk

Every time Gary Cooper comes back from lunch he is deep in the sheets :)

by MoneyQueen October 17, 2017