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Share Monkey

A person that plays the stock market like the roll of a dice. A Share Monkey selects a company share with no regard to fundamentals and who has no ability or understanding of the associated company. Has little or no understanding of business operations, the stock markets or equities. A Share Monkey will select a stock on a whim using such criteria if there is a R in the month or the cows are facing into the wind.

The term Share Monkey is derived from the statement if you get sufficient monkeys and an infinite amount of time then eventually one of them will reproduce a line from the works of Shakespeare, in a similar way a Share Monkey will eventually select a line of winning stock.

Variations: US; Stock Monkey
Tom is just another a Share Monkey , he told me to buy these stocks because he believes if he buys in a Monsoon and the stock will Boom.

Don't trust him, he's just a Share Monkey, a lame statement like"Sell in May then go away" is no basis to invest.

On what basis did this Share Monkey say it was going to Zero
by Rod Clements September 7, 2016
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Dad Share

You want to share with parents but have to go through Mom to get to Dad. “Here’s our wedding pics!” “OK. I’ll Dad Share”.
“Here’s our wedding pictures!” “OK, I’ll Dad Share
by abelltoday June 14, 2018
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selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.
A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
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Clout Sharing

When two or more individuals pretend like they are beefing or having issues with eachother in order to gain attention resulting in more followers and attention.
Nah bro they ain’t really fightin they just Clout Sharing to make people pay attention to them.
by Wolff Dolla Bill October 16, 2018
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Sandwich Sharing

Its when the threesome you privately set up ends up getting a lot more publicity than anyone ever needed! (The threesome wasn't even that good anyway!)
Don't talk to that snitch. That is one Sandwich Sharing mutha ******
by BlackEssence July 17, 2012
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Share whore

Someone who tend to abuse the share button on social media in an extremely super annoying way.
Martyn Mumby is such a share whore, I find my newsfeed flooded with the stupid, meaningless posts he shares every ten seconds.
by Handling The Truth June 3, 2016
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Share Lord

Share lord (noun) :

Basically someone who shares lots of quality posts on his wall (specially memes and shitposting)
Example :

Man, John is sharing lots of posts, the feed is spammed with him only
Well, what can I say ? He's a share lord
by dnk1m October 26, 2018
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