cat semen

1) the semenal fluids of a cat
2) a phrase uttered during the early phases of someones golf swing in a way most likely to fuck them up.

1) my cat just spooged on my carpet..... will ya just look at all that cat semen.
2) heres alex in his backswing for the us open winning shot......CAT SEMEN!!!!!!!! o and he whiffs the ball compeletly what a disappointing moment for alex!!!

by napoleondynamite June 5, 2005

Semen Demon

A pejorative for children, especially children that aren't well behaved.

Those little semen demons are disturbing everyone

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 3, 2021

Semenal Suicide

Killing yourself by drowning in your own semen.

"He was found face down in a pool of his own semen. I wonder if they'll put Semenal Suicide for cause of death in the paper."

by roflwaffle08 February 23, 2009

Demon Semen

A term usually used by a guy to describe the potency of his semen.

"I think she wants a taste of my demon semen."

by Stud April 11, 2005

Semen Siphon

a whore

Joe: you are a semen siphon

Sally: yeah

by spips September 18, 2009

semen collector

One who collects semen to give to sperm research

Doctor 1: We need a trustworthy semen collector in order to assure further research.

Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.

Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.

by Nigger licker October 23, 2013

Semen Theif

When you're going to cum in her mouth but then you catch it in your hand and eat it yourself

Michael: Hew Jason, last night Lisa wanted me to cum on her but thought nah I'll be a semen theif

Jason: Damn, GG bro

by SEMEN_THEIF August 21, 2018