Morning Seat

use of toilet bowl for #2 in the morning

I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.

I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.

by viDesi March 13, 2009

ejaction seat

The seat that you masturbate in.

Your bro: Dude. Don't sit there. That is my ejaction seat.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.

by brostradamusmandudechill March 3, 2011

Seat warmer

The fart that escapes from your but when you get in your car after a dinner party.

Yo, whats that sound
That’s just my seat warmer turning on.

by Jurmy February 8, 2020

ghost seat

When the toilet seat is still warm from the previous person who used it

My mom left a ghost seat 🤢

by Alexbyrne2828 January 19, 2021

seat 21

seat 21: child masterbated seamen most likey referenced when talking about a school bus

oh my god you did not just seat 21 on the school bus why didn’t you wait till you got home to watch hentai

by SEAT 21 May 22, 2022

3 seat

One of the biggest retards And/or fatties in the boat

Wow George Burny in 3 seat is the biggest spastic

by Greenos October 29, 2019

Seat of epiphanies

A place where you have primarily have realizations, typically a toilet.

Yo Kendra, I just had a eureka moment on the seat of epiphanies.

by Grand Duke Ferdinand December 20, 2021