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spreets

A condition where liquefied faecal matter is expelled violently from the anus.
Dude, I totally had the spreets after that rancid curry.
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Guy 1: How's your woman going?
Guy 2: Good! Last night she was rimming me and I spreeted all over her face. She loved it!
by MajorSpreets March 4, 2011
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Screetch

cheap wine; in reference to the noise one could make upon drinking too much cheap wine
"Bring some screetch to the pawtay, por favor. The girls gonna need it."
by David Pearson June 11, 2006
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Screenshit

When you screenshot something to talk shit about it
I screenshit, look how bad she looks.
by Kenny2253 March 29, 2017
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Screenshit

When you're a dumbass who can't spell Screenshot
"Anybody have a screenshit"
by SubconsciousDeviant March 3, 2022
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Streets

Native Americans would say this back when the pioneers where just settling in Arizona. Because of the pioneers bloodlust they used code to let other natives know where or not it was okay to travel on certain pioneer streets at night.
Depending on how the street was allowed for someone to say Streets Ahead, Streets Behind, or Streets just fine.

For the modern day usage, streets just classifies if something is cool or not. A clever way to judge someone without them realizing what you are talking about. Just like the Natives of old.
Olden Day:

"Little bear, this is streets is behind."
"Someone told me this street was just fine."

or

"This is streets ahead and we will be just fine traveling home buffalo hoof."
"Look out wolf heart! This street has surprised us!"
"What did that injun say?"
*death*

Modern Day:

"Man, my homework really sucks."
"Streets ahead little bear."

or

"This book I'm reading is streets behind."
"Let me see that."
"Well, what do you think?"
"This street is just fine, your the a-hole thats streets behind."
"Bastard."
*death*
by numpers October 29, 2010
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screenshit

A screenshot, usually taken during a video chat without the other person knowing, that makes that other person look like shit.
During a skype video chat....
Person 1: Duuude, did you just take a screenshot of me dancing?
Person 2: No *dodges eye contact*
Person 1: You liar! I saw you pressing buttons. Send it over.
Screenshot of Person 1 dancing sent over
Person 1: Fuck, man! I look like shit. You and your fucking screenshits.
by WindowPaneHairGirl July 11, 2011
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