scissor dipper

A heterosexual male with an affinity for being attracted to lesbians.

Mel: Oh don't worry about Jason, he only likes lesbians.
Henry: He's a scissor dipper, I get it.

by theelesbianprincess March 2, 2014

lava scissors

When two girls fuck scissor style while on their period

“I like watching my porn lava scissors style.”
“What the hell is wrong with you Mat?”

by Gender_juice April 10, 2023

Athletic Scissors

As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.

We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.

This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.

The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.

He be havin Athletic Scissors.

by Jonny Redneck February 16, 2020

Scissor Jacks

Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.

Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.

Terrified of wood !!

1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?

2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!

3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !

by Abby Normal December 21, 2022

Scissor Guard

Like a cock bock but for lesbians

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over

by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018

Life scissors

Theoretical Scissors used to remove a person or memory from your life.

April used the life scissors on Eric after he punched her dog.

by April Robertson December 27, 2016

scissor witches

Lesbian couple engrossed in wicca culture.

Those girls are scissor witches

by Burn Ferguson June 6, 2018