schrodinger's bootlicker

Someone who wants a small low budget government but wants the departments responsible for killing and imprisoning people to be as big and costly as possible. Tells people to respect authority and comply with the law but refuses to comply with the law when they can no longer get a haircut. Tells the government not to tread on them but cheers when the government treads on people's right to peacefully protest and cheers again they tread on people's right to getting a safe abortion. Claims that they need to own a mountain of firearms just in case they need to rise up against a tyrannical government but cheers when a tyrannical government starts snatching people off the street.

My uncle complains that big government is treading on his rights because he now has to wear a mask inside of public building and that it's his right to not wear a mask even he has a thin blue line sticker on the back of his pickup but then tells me that black people wouldn't get hurt by law enforcement if they just followed the law. I'd say he is a schrodinger's bootlicker

by Redman_121 August 27, 2020

Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =

Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.

by HanLono April 23, 2013

schrodinger's blogger

Schrodinger's Blogger is a term used to describe self-styled journalists who uphold little/no standards of journalistic rigour or integrity, only to declare themselves bloggers upon being challenged on their lack of professionalism.

Commenter - "With even the most basic fact-checking, you can dismiss 90% of this article. Shoddy journalism."
Schrodinger's Blogger - "This was just a blog post about my personal views on the matter."
Commenter - "You're Schrodinger's Blogger."

by Ste V B May 1, 2015

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox

1. (n.) A paradox created by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger which outlines a situation in which a cat in a box, must be for all intents and purposes be simultaneously both dead and alive at the same time. This tests the theory of quantum mechanics by pouring in lethal radiation with the cat. Who knows if it's dead?
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats

The physics teacher tested quantum mechanics and the theory of probability by using the Schrödinger's Cat Paradox.

by DCCXIV January 3, 2016

Schrodinger's Cock

When you don't know for certain if that person has a penis or not until you see the person naked.

Guy 1: Wow look at her, I'd like to go with her to bed!
Guy 2: Watch out man, remember: Schrodinger's Cock.
Guy 1: Oh, right.

by Klunsgod April 17, 2017

Schrödinger's Coulson

Schrödinger's Coulson is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist u/SunQuest in 2018. The scenario presents a Coulson that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

According to Schrödinger's Coulson, he is neither alive nor dead until the next season of Agents of SHIELD starts.

by cyclops-was-right June 7, 2018

Schrödinger's Milk Trip

When your dad says he's going to the store to pick up some milk but hasn't come back yet, so you're in a state of simultaneously wondering if you still have a father, or no longer have one due to uncertainty. Also known as a Schrödinger's Yeet.

"I'm not sure if I should get my dad a gift for Father's Day... He's pulling a Schrödinger's Milk Trip!"

by Schrödinger's Dig Bick May 8, 2019