schmootz

Traveling Dirt. . .A mess that changes location.

I don't know where all this schmootz keeps coming from!

by Indiana Mitch May 8, 2008

Schmoo

Female Sex Organ

Chewing on your schmoo

by SJ January 12, 2004

schmoobing

Smothering by boobies

Your boobs are so big, you keep schmoobing me

by Terabytes April 9, 2017

SCHLOOBIE SAUCE

The light colored sauce your chinese food is swimming in.
Helps the food slide down your throat easier.
Esp. the vegetable dishes.
(Not soy sauce.)

Mom, order me some vegetable chow mein, and make sure it has plenty of schloobie sauce so I do not choke on it and end up in the ER.

by lamoismynamo August 25, 2009

Schmooftie

Someone who continually has their cranky pants on.
Basically the best definition is a moody person. Often used as a pet-name for said cranky-pants!

Sidenote: Occasionally used as a multipurpose word around children

"Whats up schmooftie"?!

"Any idea why michael is being such a schmooftie?!"

"I fell and hurt my schmooftie"

by krissy_ec February 3, 2010

schmoopsy

This word describes the action during intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and slides up between the labia lips. Whoops

Oh shit, I just pulled a schmoopsy.

by VNKbitches February 18, 2014

schloob

A combination of Schlong and Boob meaning to titty fuck a girl.

Man, I just schloobed my girl and damn those DD's worked like a charm.

by Omeil and Dan April 18, 2006