Shiver me timbers

Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian

John:"oh it's an emo shiver me timbers"
Everyone else:stfu

by Light yagamis toes October 17, 2021

piss shivers

When you get goose bumps when you need to pee.

e.g. "Whoa! Look at my arms -- piss shivers! I need to pee..." Joe

by Kath Canton` May 31, 2006

Shiven

The dumbest bitch you will ever meet. who got played by smera lmfao!

smera is a hoe but shiven is not

by read if you like dick November 22, 2021

Shive

1) A bitter, resentful bastard who can't get laid and so is nasty to everyone.

2) A racist conservative with a heart made of ice.

3) An interacial sandwich

"Damn that newspaper was so rotten, only a shive could produced that."

by BigBlackMan December 28, 2005

schiesty

when you think someone is nice until they sneak attack and go bitch mode on your ass...usually in a classroom setting.

"Amanda was so schiesty today, I've never seen that side of her!"

by doop522 September 14, 2011

Shiven

The most dumb-delhi boy you will ever meet. This rare specimen is known for his stupid jokes and bitchy attitude.

OMG, he was being such a shiven at the party last night!

by poopball96 June 7, 2018

Shiver me Timbers

Pirate lingo meaning to masturbate

Arrr... tis a lonely night, perhaps i'll shiver me timbers.

by Cack December 23, 2004