schmee

diarrhea; runny poop with cramping abdomen and explosive-style bowel movement; known to be very fragrant

Maybe that chili cook-off wasn't such a hot idea- I've got the worst schmee!

by Kelsea Chelsey November 7, 2006

schleedle

when you put your finger in someones crevices such as in between their toes, fingers, or elbows

I'm going to schleedle you.

by leetleguy101 November 16, 2016

Scheuer

A bitch ass nigga!

Man, that punk is a fucking scheuer!

by Mexitalian451 July 9, 2019

Pyramid Scheme

An actual business strategy that is proven to work, and if done right is completely legal. Consists of the first person signing up, who then gets X friends to sign up, and those get X friends to sign up, and can give something away for "free" (eg. freeipods.com). This works on the principal that even if EVERY person in America was to sign up, the bottom of the pyramid (which would consist of most likely more than half the US population) wouldn't be able to get the X friends and couldn't complete the offer. The scheme will make them money no matter what happens, even in the worst case scenarios.

Aww man, I tried to sign up for freeipods.com, but all my friends already have an account!

by Yort June 6, 2005

Scheepers

To creep on someone and stalk them obsessively

Scheepers creepers sure is a desperate housewife

by ElisabethS February 16, 2019

scheve

To steal someone elses pot smoking utensils.

I'm gonna go scheve that holy pipe.

by TomBethGattiGates May 28, 2005

schmeeb

noun- a girl/woman, usually very hot

" Yesterday, I saw a nice schmeeb on the crosstown bus; I hope she's there tomorrow!"

by thelenis May 7, 2007