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Sausage Tears

John rained sausage tears all over the aids infested prostitute.
by Pancake407 June 10, 2010
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sausage in bread

The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.
Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.
by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016
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Proper Sausage

I served Rachel a generous serving of that proper sausage.

Baby I need some proper sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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sausage polisher

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!
by sbo January 20, 2014
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sausage slammer

A fucking Peter puffer or a no good dick sucker. Can be found looking for assless chap's and pink thongs.
Hey look out it that sausage slammer Donald hide your cock and run.
by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017
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Sausage Jizzle

Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.
by The_Angus_Experience December 15, 2008
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“HOT SAUSAGE”

A phrase used by Ben Willbond (Actor part of “The Six Idiots”) used to express excitement or amazement
Wow I stink, “HOT SAUSAGE
by GraceyXx May 27, 2021
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