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White knights,Cucks, And Simps are essentially the same guys with the same goals. A crumb of coochie
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Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”
by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020
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A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.
“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”
by jcrew889 March 29, 2020
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Verb. 1.)To leave the boys on a night of gaming for a girl.

2.)To give up ones own money for a girl in the hopes of sexual gratification.

3.)To ruin one’s sleep schedule for a women.
John: “Where’s James?”
Nathan: “Probably off simping again.”
by mwise723 March 30, 2020
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I donated 500$ to pokimane and she said thank you!
MY NIGGA YOUS A SIMP
by Daddy papi jr April 1, 2020
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A man who will do anything for alil p*ssy
Connor is such a simp
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