Rude installation

An installation that isn't smooth, reasonable, or respectful like most commercials advertise.

Smooth talking shower crew 1- Would you like this one or that one ma'am?

Customer on TV- They were respectful and professional when they came to install my shower, I would recommend them to a friend.

Rude shower installation crew- What do ya want us to install a shower for so you can blow your husband in it you fuckin cocksucker? We do what the fuck we want to do to somebody's house, so shut the fuck up.

Customer on TV- They were the most rude crew I have ever hired, and though I'd never hire them again or recommend them to a friend, they didn't talk smooth, they seemed realistic and honest about their work. I didn't feel like they would lie to me even if they lost money. It was rude installation, but it was streetwise talk at least.

by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

Rude Ruby

noun ( ro͞od-ˈro͞obē )

The aftermath of removing a glass butt-plug that is too large for the wearer; resulting in a ripped sphincter and/or a bloody butt plug.

"How was the date?"

"It was going great, until I ended up shitting out a Rude Ruby."

by BigWick-a-Boiii July 22, 2022

Rude for free

It’s an expression that you can use every time someone is being mean/rude for no reason

bhad baby: literally nothing

Me: “smh this bitch is out here being rude for free”

by Just.surviving November 27, 2019

rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 23, 2018

rude as a bude

To be as rude as possible.

Omg Ed just walked in on me in the toilet he is rude as a bude!!

by Tomadango August 13, 2020

girls who are rude to your bf

girls who make indirect comments about your bf to his face when you aren’t there. and are just all rounder never nice to him even tho he’s YOUR BOYFRIEND. and also, makes weird comments about him

girls who are rude to your bf are snakes and so disrespectful

by swaaaaaaaaaaggg October 19, 2023