Patchito

Patchito is a annoying person and is kind of like the f word and b word as well as n word as one

shut up you patchito

by Patchito March 3, 2022

patchmade

a song by THE GOAT xaviersobased.

"you heard that song patchmade?"

by weilandfan23 on ig September 28, 2023

Beta Patch

(n) An item that causes mass hysteria for no good reason. Also linked to Hershey squirts, acne, facial hair, hemmoroids, addiction to Tony Bennett tunes, Rosco P. Coletraine-like laughs, and fever in laboratory rats.

Did you get the Beta Patch?

by NCRacer July 18, 2003

Puka Patch

Instant in-the-water ding repair for surf and stand up paddle boards.

Don't let a ding snake your wave, puka patch it!

by Sunny Jam October 3, 2011

Snatch Patch

The unruly part of one's pubic hair that fluffs out of her bikini bottoms.

Tiffany: "Damn, what's up with the snatch patch?"

Amber: "I, like, totally forgot to shave this morning."

by Ali Cat August 25, 2013

Miki Patch

The section of a man's body between his scrotum and his anus, generally tends to be hairy and sweaty.

"Awh man I'm so sweaty after that game"

"Yeah me too, especially my Miki Patch."

by Randomer185619468 October 26, 2013

crumb patch

Term used in referencing a dusty, crusty vagina

im so hungry I still won't eat crumb patch.

by Crumb pat November 3, 2015