When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.
by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014

Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.
by Editorial Salmon January 8, 2012

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
by Señor Plata September 6, 2011

A punch that is quickly follwed by an elbow (from the same arm)to the same area of the target in quick succesion. As the fist connects snap the elbow round and cath him/her when they least expect it.
by JimmyScreecgandJames July 30, 2008

by Justo2010 July 8, 2022

Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!
by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

A stupendously massive and highly sexual kung fu punch to the middle of the throat, wIthout the use of hands.
Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
Im gonna larynx punch you bitch.
Yo, you see Horatio, he just got larynx punched.
by Rodrigo Arthuro Jose Gonzalez February 24, 2015
