jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.

"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."

by blackout123 October 8, 2011

Stink Punch

The moment a bad smell suddenly and violently enters your nose

Someone in this supermarket must have farted because i just copped a stink punch in aisle 3

by Justo2010 July 8, 2022

Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.

Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.

by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014

Kitten Punch

noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.

kit-n, puhnch

"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"

"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."

kitten punched

by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015

Weasel punch

The act of smacking or otherwise hitting someone(specifically in the face) with a hairbrush.

Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.

by Editorial Salmon January 8, 2012

Rug Punch

When you punch a female in her furry vagina; To attempt to fist a girl with no warning and no lube

That bitch queefed so i rug punched her; i got that bitch naked, but she wasn't DTF so i rug punched her

by Jobin2121 September 16, 2010

jerk punch

signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch

OMFG naweed jerk punched me and i cant fucking feel my arm omg wtf

by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010