Nuke puke
What usually happens when you end your night of drinking with an Irish car bomb, or any other drink involving Baileys and/or Guiness.
Nuke puke by beers R great March 10, 2009
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A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush
Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).
That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush by SHQCKEY October 5, 2011
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heart-puke
As the hum of Jack's pickup began to fade, the pain of regret burst right into his gut and Ennis pulled over to wrench out a long, unsatisfactory heart-puke.
heart-puke by linnaewen March 21, 2011
Duck Puke
Vomiting, expulsion of the contents of the stomach through the mouth.
Vomiting is often preceded by nausea, sweating, and excessive salivation,
although it can occur without warning. It is controlled by a specific part of the brain stem,
called the vomiting center,
that can be stimulated in several ways.
Most commonly, the center is excited by nerve impulses sent from the gastrointestinal tract
(the mouth, esophagus, stomach, and intestines)
when any part of the tract is overly distended (swollen), irritated, or excited.
Nerve impulses may also come from the balancing mechanism of the inner ear.
The vomiting center then sends impulses to the abdominal muscles involved in vomiting.
The muscles of the abdomen contract and the diaphragm
(the muscular partition between the chest and abdominal cavities)
pushes downward. These contractions compress the stomach, raising the internal pressure.
The esophageal sphincter (muscle between the stomach and the esophagus) then relaxes,
forcing up the contents of the stomach.
Vomiting associated with irritation of the gastrointestinal tract can occur as the result of improper eating;
food poisoning; stomach irritations brought about by chemicals, drugs, or excessive amounts of alcohol;
gastrointestinal obstructions; and many infectious diseases.
It also may occur during pregnancy, usually from the 5th or 6th week through the 12th week
, and is most likely caused by fluctuating hormone levels.
Vomiting sometimes occurs because the vomiting center has been excited by impulses stimulated by stomach-turning sights or odors,
by particular drugs and anesthesia,
or by the motion of a ship, car, or airplane
Vomiting is often preceded by nausea, sweating, and excessive salivation,
although it can occur without warning. It is controlled by a specific part of the brain stem,
called the vomiting center,
that can be stimulated in several ways.
Most commonly, the center is excited by nerve impulses sent from the gastrointestinal tract
(the mouth, esophagus, stomach, and intestines)
when any part of the tract is overly distended (swollen), irritated, or excited.
Nerve impulses may also come from the balancing mechanism of the inner ear.
The vomiting center then sends impulses to the abdominal muscles involved in vomiting.
The muscles of the abdomen contract and the diaphragm
(the muscular partition between the chest and abdominal cavities)
pushes downward. These contractions compress the stomach, raising the internal pressure.
The esophageal sphincter (muscle between the stomach and the esophagus) then relaxes,
forcing up the contents of the stomach.
Vomiting associated with irritation of the gastrointestinal tract can occur as the result of improper eating;
food poisoning; stomach irritations brought about by chemicals, drugs, or excessive amounts of alcohol;
gastrointestinal obstructions; and many infectious diseases.
It also may occur during pregnancy, usually from the 5th or 6th week through the 12th week
, and is most likely caused by fluctuating hormone levels.
Vomiting sometimes occurs because the vomiting center has been excited by impulses stimulated by stomach-turning sights or odors,
by particular drugs and anesthesia,
or by the motion of a ship, car, or airplane
Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick
When one pukes into a stick mold, then freezes the mold, then, hours later, uses the frozen stick of puke to fuck another person.
Man, Janet and I got so drunk last night, I ended up shoving a Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick in her ass. The worst part was, after it melted down, her dog came and licked up the pile of melted shit-puke.
Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick by BloodHound0107 January 10, 2010
Party Puke
You know... when you drink so much alcohol that you have to force yourself to vomit so you can rally and make it through the night!
Invented by Bradley P. Smith.
Invented by Bradley P. Smith.
Party Puke by Sex Goddess. February 5, 2010
Exorcist Puke
Often drug related and/or induced, throwing up so violently that the vomit ends up on the back of said perons head. Exorcist Puking side effects include; Pre EP: Inticing others to come close to you implying something is wrong but not asking for help, Post EP: collapsing on the front lawn of a friends house with a boner.
Moe had smoked so much weed that night, that he Exorcist Puked everywhere, upon leaving his friends house he collapsed on the front lawn and pitched a tent.
Exorcist Puke by NicoV December 13, 2010