proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016

proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.

Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.

by The bushleaguers March 04, 2016

so proof

She is a cheat and I want proof that she is loyal too me.

Cheat slag bitch so proof means

by March 19, 2022

Cokeyy-proof

The state in which something is safe enough for Cokeyy to not die when interacting with it.

"Did you Cokeyy-proof the nether?"
C0keyyyx burnt to a crisp
"I guess I forgot.."

by C0keyyx February 19, 2025

Past-Proof

Words, opinions, or statements that can be said without fear of being scrutinized for things that have happened in the past.

Dinosaurs are dead. That sentence is past-proof.

by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020

Prick Proof

Prick Proof:

Something so simple in either design or concept, that even a useless idiot could use or make sense of it.

A Zippo Lighter is so easy to use, it's Prick Proof!

by Brainbox101 June 27, 2009

proof wear

To provide information for a cause.

I have proof wear

by Abcvd January 06, 2024