I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

toe promise

It's a lie. Often used to Trick younger siblings, but only works once.

All right Timmy, I toe promise that I didn't eat your candy.

by Koneko-kun August 23, 2016

Promise

a beautiful African American woman who is my sister

My beautiful African American sister is so cute I asked Mom if I could name her and guess what?!She said yes!!!!!So I named her Promise and after I made her a promise,that I will always love her and when she i

by Brown skin beauty July 14, 2020

Winky promise

It’s where gay people use there imaginary willys to make a important promise to there gay friends

Gay man 1: u sure ur okay
Gay man 2:yeah
Gay man 1: u winky promise?

by S2trappy78 January 10, 2021

Promises

A Premeditated Lie;
●Deliberate words of manipulation and hidden motives to suit one's own agenda.
●False hope inflicting emotional, psychological, and mental anguish.

Your promises are merely a waste of your breath and my time if your actions are showing me something else.

by 1 Antinome May 7, 2018

Gamer Promise

An unbreakable promise that has the equivalency of dedication and effort as a gamer that has 1 hp in a boss fight

I wasn't expecting him to keep his promise, until he gave me a gamer promise.

by NachYoWeed September 9, 2023

Promise

a promise is something that you can’t break. Ever.

Mike: “do you promise?”
Eleven: “promise.”

by strangergames December 4, 2017