ryan preedy

the smartest fucking kid on this planet he is so fucking hot omg

ryan preedy is fucking hoot

by bjfojfnrfjdkfnfknfnffnmnfndfnf June 24, 2019

Fractured peeeen

When your wood gets snapped in two.

Jarifeena wanted revenge so she gave him a fractured peeeen.

by P_Jabrinski October 21, 2019

MUSHY PEEEAAAS

the name of a song sung by individuals during sleep resulting in the word “mushy peas” being shouted in the middle of the night

guy: MUSHY PEEEAAAS MUSHY PEAAAAS MUSHY PEAAAAAAAAAAS, M U S H Y P E A A A A A A A A A AA S
wife: what are you doing?
guy: SINGING

by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 8, 2020

Jimmy preece

A short little shot who thinks he’s hard

Jimmy preece likes saying “that’s child abuse”

by Why do so many people use this May 16, 2021

carter peeelawn

he is weird like an orange chicken nugget

who is carter peeelawn????
he's that one chicken nugget

by anonymous December 14, 2021

The Precession Controversy

This is my parody of the infamous "Procession Controversy," which split The Church, to two parts, the Catholic, and The Orthodox. This is before a third split, appeared in the 16th Century, when The Protestant Church appeared. Note Orthodox, and Protestants, hate The Catholic Church, which is horrible. Why can't all Christians get along? The Apocryphal Gnostic Acts of John, says Jesus's disciples, danced around Jesus, but doesn't say what direction, whether it was clockwise, or counter-clockwise.

The Precession Controversy, could have split the early Gnostic Church, into two parts, The Clockwise Church, and the Counterclockwise Church. The Clockwise Church, says Jesus's disciples, danced around him, clockwise. The Counter-clockwise Church, says they danced around him, counter-clockwise. They even can be a Simultaneous Church, which says half, danced around Jesus clockwise, while the other, danced around him counter-clockwise.

by I'mcrazy September 25, 2022

Klevis Prebeza

The fairytale known as ''Klevis Prebreza'' is feared by nations. It was said that his presence could exterminate entire villages, and his body was invincible to any weapon forged by man. He can seem autistic at first but if you're close enough with him , you'll know his menace and unstoppable attitude. He is also feared from his overwhelming manipulation, to the point that he convinced Enver Hoxha to be the person he was. He isn't naive but he wont stop executing his enemies and doing what's right for humanity.

'' Klevis Prebeza ? Yes, He was the one who told Vienna Academy of Fine Arts to reject Adolf Hitler''

by samusaram April 6, 2023