potato

What my mother must scrub her DVDs with before she gives them to us to watch, resulting in a scratched specimen that skips, misses, and freezes at inopportune moments.

Jesus, honey look at this. My fucking mother must have polished her DVDs with a fucking potato again!

by Nancy Botwin January 11, 2008

Potato

Another way of describing the knuckle-touching aspect of respect.

Me: Potato me my grain-rin.
Friend: Sure man.

by Murray Lewis November 20, 2003

potato

Someone who isn't smart.

It's logical because potatoes aren't smart.

Michael: Jordan you are a potato.

Jordan: haha Michael you are funny!

by NIESMAN September 9, 2014

Potato

Also known as a spirit animal for many people.

My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.

by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017

Potato

A level of stupidness that goes beyond that of going completely retarded for a minute

Carlos just went potato he doesn't know what "ft" means in a song

by Theo47481 March 14, 2014

potato

an idiot who doesn't know how to do anything and everyone hates him.

"is that fielding?
"yeah he is such a potato"
"he is a potato i hate him"
"same"
the potato "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by hehehehehehehhee November 13, 2019

Potato

-_- why are you looking up the meaning of potato? Who the Frick Frack diddly wack doesn't know what a potato is?

What's a potato?
Jimmy you dumba**

by Cheezit the second December 1, 2016