A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
Get the The Chaos Possummug. A small beautiful creature you taunt your friends with. It gives them nightmares about it while you laugh. We <3 Possums.
by Possum_Protector October 13, 2019
Get the Possummug. a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)
by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018
Get the wannabe possummug. by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019
Get the Possum Dickmug. by Dweber September 4, 2022
Get the Awesome Possummug. 
John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"
Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"
John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"
Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."
Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"
John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"
Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."
by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015
Get the Possum Cootermug.