half-your-age-plus-seven

Other people are getting the reverse rule wrong. It would not be twice your age minus seven; it would be twice (your age minus seven).

- Dude, you're 40 and dating a 27-year-old. Isn't that a bit gross?

- Hey, half-your-age-plus-seven.

- Oh? So that means you would go for twice-your-age-minus-seven? So for you that would be 73.

- Actually, it's twice-the-quantity-your-age-minus-seven. So 66.

- ???

- I'm guessing you're too dense to see this algebraically. It's alright; we can take our results and work backwards. 73/2=36.5, and 36.5+7=43.5. However, 66/2=33, and 33+7=40. Got it?

- Ah, OK. So you'd go for a 66-year-old then?

- Fuck no.

by randomname25 February 26, 2010

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pluswhich

Equivalent of <i>also</i>. Used primarily in stating facts or arguments, especially in a list.

The two-party political system is too moderate and easily corruptable. Pluswhich, many issues shouldn't even be brought up before anyone in government.

She ambushed me! I was totally not expecting her to be there, pluswhich I was in a hurry and it was just annoying having to put up with that b***h when I was supposed to be elsewhere!

by Exetafus (Culled From the Grave) September 1, 2005

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Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community

Another word for the LGBTQ+ community if you want to use it in an area full of homophobes.

Hey, do you support Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community?

Yeah of course I do!

by LiLbLaCkId August 15, 2021

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Plush Bus

A pedophile's moustache.

Dude, look at the plush bus on the guy in the rape van.

by SnoodDood June 5, 2010

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Plusify

v. The act of introducing a new product with "Plus", or simply "+", appended to the name. This is common especially for freemium models.

Examples: Google+, Apple News+, Duolingo Plus,...

Apple will plusify their News app. It's called News+.

by IOFT June 4, 2019

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