Polite shuffle

When you and another person come up to a path (like an intersection, a doorway, or a narrow hallway) where only one person can go, and you politely tell them to “go ahead” and they say “no, no, you go ahead” and then you both wait, and then go at the same time thinking that the other person will not concede, and you repeat this at least one more time.

Two drivers pull up to opposite sides of a 4-way stop at the same time. One is turning left, the other is going straight. The person going straight signals to left turn person to “go ahead”, while at the same time, the person turning left signals to the person going straight to “go ahead”. They signal back and forth and then wait, and eventually concede at the same time. They laugh and repeat the polite shuffle at least once more.

by LogicMonkey March 22, 2024

Poete

A butt eater, someone who smells like butt

That guy over there is such a Poete.

by Grizzly Graph March 28, 2024

poltering

teaching people about bbc

yeah they were poltering today

by FrozenNeverSleep April 11, 2024

poltergeese

Poltergeist geese

Person: Ima play ya' Poltergeist on GD
Person: Wait why are there poltergeese

by Your PC ran into a problem. October 13, 2024

Poleser

Portmanteau of Polish chaser. Someone who exclusively dates Polish people. They go out of their way to find and rizz up Polish people.

He only dates Polish girls. He’s such a Poleser

by munchboxmuncher November 6, 2024

Polite yns (🍭 yns)

To be a kind young black man or to be sweet or flirty (cheesy)

John: hey Samantha, you look cute today.*smirking*
Samantha grins
Trey: look at that Polite yns (🍭 yns)

by Baltimorehoodrat December 11, 2024

Polterjob

When an individual is lifted in the air while their testicles are electrified and their shaft is jerked by a poltergeist from the zone

Man, I just got a really nice polterjob

by Beanuts December 17, 2024