Pedo Pong

A game in which 3 or 4 plastic or styrofoam cups are set up a distance away. The object of the game is to try and bounce candy into the said cups. Once an individual gets a candy into the cup, they win a child. This child is called the 'Golden Child' Is renowned throughout the lands of pedo pong players every where.

Ted "Hey I bet I'll school you in a game of Pedo pong"
Herbert the Pervert "Aww hell naw, Imma whoop yo ass up and down these halls"
Ted "We'll see who comes home with the golden child!"

by Sergeant Dick Pound Fappington October 17, 2012

Long Dong Ping Pong

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

by Long Dong Dacklin January 16, 2017

Ding-dong ping-pong

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle

At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.

by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018

flip-pong

A drinking game that combines the chaos of flip cup and the focus of beer pong. Involves two teams, each team shoots for beer pong cups, but for each cup hit a game of flip cup ensues to decide whether the beer pong cup is pulled or not.

Team members rotate so that everyone gets a chance to shoot. Works best with 6-8 people. Invented by the PowerHouse.

We played a sick game of flip-pong the other night.

by Jamaica G April 13, 2008

Jager Pong

Not for the faint of heart. Beer Pong played with shots of Jagermeister instead of cheap beer. Guaranteed to get you shitfaced before either team wins.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

ponger

a person who smells offensively

He hasn't had a bath in yonks, he's a real ponger

by Ems74 December 9, 2006

Poongineer

Someone who is gifted and creative when it comes to handling the poon. They also often discover new and exciting ways to engineer methods of vaginal orgasm.

Giiirrrlll I hooked up with Justin last night and he was a poongineer fo sho!

Dude, I made her cum so many times I earned my degree in poongineering.

by kvag February 16, 2010