pilot program

A new idea at a large company that either management has no faith in it being successful (hence they implement it on a small scale) or is a brilliant idea that one unit can convince management to do (although management will take the credit when it goes company-wide). Either way the folks running the pilot program will receive the least support and the utmost scrutiny from supervisors and jealous snarkyness from their coworkers. Much like real test pilots although there is less chance of death (usually).

Watercooler Guy 1: "Did you hear that Steve's department has a laptop pilot program?"

Watercooler Guy 2: "Yeah, that will never work. Steve will screw it up. I wonder if I could convince my boss to get me a laptop though."

by Steve from Corporate December 16, 2011

pilotage

The term is derived form the noun "pilot" and defines the act of piloting an aircraft or a vessel. The term "pilotage" refers to the act of maneuvering in a safe manner. The term is therefore used mainly to define someone doing the "safe" thing. It may refer to someone "coasting" through something or simply keeping themselves safe by "flying under the radar".

This new music is clearly a high level of pilotage by this artist.

by PelleSbelle January 16, 2016

Pinot-faux

1) a toast meaning to lose all our inhibitions on the journey to a state of inebriation
2) A drunk who has lost all inhibitions

1). Man buys his friends a round at the bar and toasts them: "Pinot-faux"

2) "Can you believe this fucking Pinot-faux just felt my wife's breast"?

by Rolee January 2, 2017

pinot pussy

the phenomenon of a woman getting thirstier for dick/pussy when she drinks wine (esp red wine)

Damn homie, Mary is drinking a lot. You might have a chance if she gets pinot pussy.

by thedonutsquad June 23, 2017

pilot point high school

a young yee yee education facility where you can find plenty of yee yees.

yee yee says: Time to go to Pilot Point High School.

by yee yee lover 28273829 October 23, 2018

Pigotry

A state of shameful, raunchy, revolting, foulness that permeates every soul in the immediate vicinity.

His twin sister, displaying her rank pigotry, much akin to an overflowing, exploding outhouse, released her fetid, scatological thoughts on her unsuspecting siblings.

by Shaman882 May 5, 2019

Jelly Pilot

The sexual act of hanging upside down on someone, like a standing 69, and giving a blow job to him/her while he/she has jelly smeared over his/her genitalia and runs around in a circle with his/her arms out like an airplane.

I love Jelly Pilot.

by DonOvan April 4, 2012