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Alaskan Pipeline

When a person poops in a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.
Melvin: "Hey luke, I have something special for you!"
Luke: "Oh yeah daddy, what's that?"
Melvin: "Bend over, and find out!"
Luke: "Oooo, it's cold. Did you Alaskan Pipeline me again!"
by Eco Afela July 8, 2023
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Greek Pipeline

The act of collecting vaginal discharge in a condom and freezing it overnight to use as a dildo.

Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.
Seth: "Hey Brittany, wanna come give me a greek pipeline?"

Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"

Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."

Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."
by Spacenugs69420 April 17, 2024
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nalaskian pipeline

when a female freezes her shit then takes it and masturbates with it.
oh my god im so horny i lost my dildo... (takes a giant shit) next day yes yes yes ohhh yes!

that was the best nalaskian pipeline everr!
by the big blumpkin June 23, 2009
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Alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is the act of defecating into a condom and leaving putting it outside overnight to let it freeze only if it is below 32° fahrenheit or else it will not freeze.
In the morning you go outside and take your frozen feces in a condom and use it as a dildo.
"Tonight me and my girlfriend are gonna try the alaskan pipeline."
by Stoner._boi October 9, 2020
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pipeline

n. A conduit for the movement of oil, or other fluids. Also, in Canada, a sexual euphemism.

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I understand Trudeau is interested in discussing a pipeline cleanup with Kennedy and Singh.

Well! They are going to need a lot of rags.
by gnostic3 August 30, 2019
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Pipeline

Crazy turn of events, unexpected path to go down.
Wow you broke up with your partner and got kicked out of Mexico, what a pipeline!
by Ratqueenthethird December 28, 2024
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Pipelined

a degree on inebriation which normally results in blackouts and/or fatherhood. Often frequented by people who like to rock out with your cock out
Rockstar One: Braaaaa i need to get pipelined tonight
Rockstar Two: I concur
by kungfujew73 April 7, 2010
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