Puddlefist

The act of a male ‘pulling out’ during the act of making love with his freaky, freaky bitch before he ejaculates into a puddle on the floor. The male then dips his knuckles into said puddle and fists the ever-loving fuck out of his partner.

Person 1: “Dude Becky is a freak! I hear she likes to get puddlefisted!”
Person 2: “What’s the big deal? I’ve been getting puddlefisted since 2007.”

by Puddlefistinsince07 May 5, 2019

puddleslap

Puddleslap the act of shitting in someone's mouth then fucking it .....

I bet you the girls from two girls one cup would let you bust a puddleslap!

by FuQ2Bitch May 2, 2020

Puddleshine

Literally the best warrior character ever. I thought he was dead though.

I love Puddleshine

by AlexWolf12 April 1, 2021

Puddlez

an absolute idiot that no one likes

Did you hear about puddlez?
Oh yeah i hate that guy

by Klimter October 3, 2021

Puddle Blaster

1. A person who drive/rides through big puddles

2. A person who makes females orgasm

My dad is a puddle blaster!

by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022

Puddles

A female who's tits are so small, that when they lay in the rain, it creates a puddle.

Autumns not even a small, she's a puddles

by Robert IV September 2, 2022

Puddle Puffer

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.

Lance Is coming over to party but he’s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!

by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023