Peyton Pflug

the thiccest boy in local town. You probably won't be able to see his face because his chest and shoulders block that view. Looks pretty much like your average Lego. No one knows why, but he thinks it is OK for men to wear ugg slippers in public.

"Mami can I please have that Lego"
"No sweetie, that's just Peyton Pflug"

by T-Rex Underwear May 23, 2019

peyton

a boy desperately love with a girl named after lysol.

womp womp peyton

by WhiteBitxhBecky January 7, 2024

Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome

“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”

by The Creamster May 18, 2024

Peyton Manning

The quarterback who got his power from his large forehead

Peyton Manning is the Broncos greatest quarterback of all time.

by YourPseudoFuckoff October 10, 2020

Peyton and Gonzalo

two of the most sexiest people on the planet. their milkshakes bring all the boys and cats to the yard. especially when they are together, everyone wants to be them and want them. they get along with anyone and are not shy. they pretend they have tons of friends, when in reallity they are just mean slutty loser whores.

Your a bigger slut than Peyton and gonzalo!

by noicantugly August 16, 2011

peyton

it is a BOY NAME NOT FOR GIRLS.(stupid people)he is sweet and funny.

peyton is so funny

by haha_girl3415 November 1, 2019

peyton cooper

this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.

everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper

me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?

by thatspicything April 23, 2019