the equivalent of an older, tired, spiderman. he's not the golden "Peyton Selvaggio" everybody loves, but the exhausted "Peyton B Selvaggio" everybody knows. the kind of guy who throws overly dirty dishes into the dishwasher out of laziness, or the guy to pour chips into his mouth out of the bag, the one to drink milk from the curtain. He is too tired to put effort into things that don't really need effort, so he doesn't.
by credcarol6 January 04, 2023
by jhkjhkjhhjkjhjhkjhkkhjhk November 08, 2022
Peyton Sexton and his dog
by ur ur ur ur November 07, 2021
Peyton Bambach's are outstanding girls who are not afraid to show the people who's boss! She'll kick your ass if you threaten her or her friends. She can be shy at first, but once you get to know her she'll be your best friend! Their are a few people who beg to differ, but their just missing out on life. Sometimes she can be a total asshole, but she mainly just wants to be herself. If your lucky enough to know a Peyton, chase after her until you are very close to her, like never letting her go close.
Guy 1: Man, she's such a badass.
Girl 1: Dude, that's my friend.
Peyton Bambach: You talkin' 'bout me? Bitch you better run.
Girl 1: Dude, that's my friend.
Peyton Bambach: You talkin' 'bout me? Bitch you better run.
by LlamaQueen2005 March 27, 2018
Peyton Hicks is a man from Indiana who has a heart of gold. He is a gamer golden retriever puppy boy with extreme bi-wife energy. Peyton Hicks becomes the dad of the group in any circle of friends. He is the biggest nerd getting drawn to things such as Star Wars and Kiss.
by BananaPepperz July 19, 2022
hottest girl you will ever meet, you might get rejected for a while at first but then she will finally come thru. sweetest girl you will ever meet in your whole entire life, Peyton has the most charming smile and has the most beautiful eyes. people wish they could be half of what she is. she is always down to cuddle and have a good time. they have a funny personality and she loves hanging up lights and if she is your girl she will support you 100%. if you reject a Peyton Connelly you are a piece of shit. in conclusion…. do you want to hang next weekend???
by the real poopy pants January 05, 2020
Where a guy enjoys masturbating to his partner and another guy doinking each other. More specifically Matthew Tandy. See also Little Richard
by Radical Robbie December 03, 2021