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Ur child pedophile

The worst counterpart to any "ur mom gay" situation, this cannot be reversed, no argument to counter this, not even the strongest. This makes every relative of yours hella gay or lgbt, as well as retarded. Not even the most undefeatable "no u"s can make a shield against it , even if your mom said "no homo" that just removed ur mom from this. The fabric of the universe tears apart and an anarchic apocalypse breaks out if these 3 words are said.
Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: ur child pedophile

Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.
by Redres26 May 17, 2018
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Petophile

One who commits animal abuse or neglect.

One who commits horrible and harmful acts onto animals.
April is Animal Cruelty Prevention month. The ASPCA urges us to advocate for tougher laws against petophiles.

Michael Vick is so disgustingly not sorry for his years as a petophile!
by Jasmine Jenkins April 20, 2011
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Facebook pedophile

Someone who constantly creeps on facebook, and knows everything about somebody through facebook.
Guy 1: Man, John and Sarah are friends again!!

Guy 2: Man you are such a facebook pedophile.
by Carter Zoolander October 30, 2011
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Pedophile

You're a damn pedophile
by Anarchist nonconformist god December 30, 2015
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pedophiled

1: the raping of a child

2:When a teacher makes you feel uneasy like him raped you.
person 1: I feel so pedophiled by Mr. Jones. He's so wierd

person 2: I KNOW!
by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick November 2, 2008
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Pedophile

A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Max is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls
by jack Oliver November 23, 2016
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pedophile

For the people writing hateful definitions about this word, I want to know how much "proves" do you got!? How many "researches" have you ever done!? Have you EVER met any pedophiles and tried to "know" them!? Have you!? When you read through the "research reports", are you thinking "Is that right!?" or "This is fucking bullshit!!!" Did you keep your mind opened and "unbiased" while reading it!? Or you already set your mind and EVERYTHING contradicting your "believe" is "fucking bullshit"!?
I'm NOT defending pedophiles!
I just want to say, "If you can NOT keep an open mind and see the "other" side of the story, HOW can you DARE to put any judgement on something you don't understand at all!?!?!?"
PS. I understand those whose family members had been molested as a child hating pedophiles! But for those who hate them just because "you don't like it!", you might have a VERY serious problem and need your brain, if you have any, checked VERY badly!!!
Pedophiles are called "Chomo" in prison!
by Piggy0620 September 18, 2018
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