SOS Pad

SOS pad - an old lady’s pubic hair because of the appearance and texture

The GILF had an SOS Pad when I removed her panties.

by Pancreas Man May 2, 2018

Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.

Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.

by Clamer October 20, 2016

Giggle Pad

The gusset of a pair of womans knickers.

Her skirt was so short I could see her giggle pad.

by sanitylost March 26, 2009

fat pad

when social distancing and fear bears down on you
-try to establish daily routines. music, workout, get your dose of daylight, write or phone people you care about
-have positive thoughts. your memory can provide you with good times. remember them, your achievements, moments with loved ones. know that this will pass.
-think ahead. make plans, be creative, look forward
I love you.

caught myself despairing. i was like, woa, our fat pad has been our arrogance, we can easily live off that for the next months.

by Krkič March 17, 2020

G-Pad

Grandparents house or Pad.

We are going to G-Pad. Do you want to go to your G-Pad?

by Nanu B June 15, 2016

Rage Pad

A place where you and your bros Rage. This place usually holds a refrigerator full of handles and beer along a ping pong table and Xbox if you chose to game and get faded at the same time.

"Hey bro you goin' to that party tomorrow"

"Yea son i heard they have a Rage Pad we can crash at"

by callmebighoss January 6, 2012

Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 15, 2011