noun (n.)
Any liquid, oil, or secretion that is created by the human body and has the ability to leave behind a stain or mark. More commonly thought of forms would be saliva, sweat, or blood (just to name a few). People Goo can easily be spotted on sleek surfaces such as glass, metal, or plastic, as well as lightly colored fabrics.
"You only borrowed my ipod for an hour, and it is terribly smudged with your People Goo."
A definition that's extremely ironic because it not only is defining what urban dictionary is, but usually doing so in a fucked up fashion. But those are usually the good ones.
Most definitions for urban dictionary in urban dictionary define this platform as a "great idea but overrun by losers who constantly complain about their own personal problems or political issues"
The people who make these definitions fail to realize that they too are just complaining about something they have a Problem with.
Person 1: oh hey man! You been on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no, I'm not a loser.
Person 1: oh, yeah that's right.
Person 1 well anyways, don't you just hate when people use this platform to vent about things that bother them? It's SOOOOOOO annoying.
Person 2: oh Jesus. Don't be one of those people who define urban dictionary
That’s just people being people...Works in almost any context. Any excuse for anything that doesn’t really need any distinction caused by a homo sapien.